pauly d went and got himself a cuban girlfriend in miami. she looks cute, natural, etc. the only thing that really scares me is his skin color. this color does not occur in nature and really there is just no reason for it! i wonder if pauly d still tans in a booth and spray tans on top of that hot equator sun. sheeessshhh.
fijian woman dancer. love the outfit. want a head dress. shaking my head at micah!
i flew through true blood season 2 last week and amongst th characters was this young fellow. the adorable pocket-sized allan hyde. he is danish and actually not that tiny. he is really 5'8" but they made him look tiny on the show. i suppose anyone standing next to a.skar who is 6'4" and massive would look very small.
beibs went to get a tattoo this week. i wonder if he actually did it? or can you imagine what he would get tattooed on him? i hope it's sassy.
this lil guy looks like he is takin a break. so adorable, i need so many more photos of baby elephants in my life. baby elephants are born with that peach fuzzy hair all over when they are born. i guess they lose it in adulthood. i wish i could have a pet elephant that would stay baby sized...but then again i don't even like big dogs.
this week the hills continued to get weird...heidi and spencer showed up to the club with crystals to share with everyone. they look like plastic hippies, it's bizarre. everyone is pretty much at their wit's end and want nothing to do with them. i hope that this means that heidi and spencer get their OWN SHOW. the world needs to see this. i turned one other person into a believer this weekend and then i wore crystals to the club last night. they didn't protect me from a hangover though. WAHHHHHHH!