on cuteness and fierceness.

i am sitting in my towel supposed to be all the way packed and well on my way to work, but it's just not happening right now.  well shoot...so here is some cuteness for the weekend, i will be away from my computer- THANK GOODNESS!

oh my god, it's not fair that 2 people could be so beautiful and adorable.  i love mad men, sad it's over just because the way they looked, dressed, and acted is aspirational!  how can i be like that?  it's not fair i was born in '86 rather than '56!!!

if you don't like these episodes of maury when they "confront" people with their greatest fears...we are in a fight.  cotton ball man!!!  god it's pure genius.

what is going on here?  frankly i don't care because it's fucking awesome!  i love wu-tang...i wanna be friends with these children.  like who is the little girl in the middle?  what is happeningggggg!!!

TWILIGHT!  new moon is this weekend!  i am leaving town to spend time with my boo and he is nice enough to humor me and go see it with me.  i can admit it, i am a 23 year old twihard...ughhhh.

save the best for last bitches!  it's beysus christ our heavenly something or other.  god she is amazing.  that color is awesome on her, she is a TRUE INSPIRATION.  and that has been your weekend cuteness...

misc. cuteness

this baby has gorgeous hair.  i love this picture because this little girl is probably equally cute in skeleton paint as IRL.

i need a hat like this!   real fur would be awesome in the chicago winter.  sad its arrival is imminent. :(

GIVE ME 2 OF THESE.  where can i get one or have one made?  SO IMPORTANT.

a few of my favorite things...

GOSSIP GIRL: have you ever seen a better show???  well probably, but i am not ashamed to admit i love this show!  the girls are PERFECTION, the guys are pretty hot too.  but i don't watch it for the boys, i watch it because i am so envious of everyone's perfect hair and expensive style.  WHY WAS I NOT BORN RICH???  maybe my favorite thing should have been $$money$$...

OMG ASIANS!!!  especially vintage ones!  they are my favorite.  this picture is quite amazing.  i long to be a part of the past...and asian.  their hair is just so big and beautiful...

multicolored things!  more on this to follow (i recently discovered these rainbow macaroons and i want to know more about them...)  these chicks are just so cute, i want to lay in my bed and have them walk all over and hop and chirp.  ahhhhh it would be a dream come true!  i hope they won't poop on me. :(

pageant babies!  i wanted to be one for halloween but i figured it would cost too much money.  i would need the dress, the spray tan, the hair piece, makeup...the list goes on and on.  big props to those crazy moms who waste their husband's money on these "character building competitions."  i mean look at this girl!  she could not be older than 7 years old and i could swear i have seen her slinging them back at j&m bar. she looks like she could be 45!!!  so scary.  when i have babies, i am forcing them to participate in pageant.  LIVE MY DREAMS NOW.

slow your roll.

whoooooooaa. homegurl is fucked up. i miss the old lindsay.

OMFG

crazzzzzzzy

lets do this!

this video had me laugh soooooo hard.  i don't even know why?  i mean what would you do if there was a giant bat approaching you?  i kinda want that costume...

so not cute.

Daily dose of NOT CUTE: baby ear piercing.

people are super weird about baby piercing.  i have found that peope who had their ears pierced as babies are really defensive about it when i bring it up.  my friend pauline and i got into an argument about it once.  i don't see why babies need to have holes in their heads.  they are so cute and pure why stick a hole in them.
i didn't get my ears pierced until i was 8.  i had to beg for it.  i really wanted to have them pierced and i had to prove i was ready for them.  i think i would do the same if i had children of my own.

angelina jolie sticks pins and needles in babies.  lol.

other things that are not cute: looking like donatella versace.  lindsay lohan used to be my favorite!  now she looks...ugh.

just gross.  what happened to lindsay lohan?  where did she go wrong?  was is the drugs, spray tans, the legging line, the straight to DVD/ABC family movies?

i don't know but i do know that i miss the old lilo.