long time no post.

NEW MOTTO:

ain't that the truth!  just kidding!  i don't get pussy but i kinda want that beautiful piece of cross-stitch on my wall.  i am not so bad at cross-stitch myself...maybe i should give it a shot.  perhaps a jerri blank quote?

i have been away so long because i have been CRAZY BUSY!!! i have been studying everyday for hours at starbucks for my certification test.  it's killing me!!!  i have not stopped at all except this past weekend.  i went to boston to visit my boo.  we had a great time!  he was rufio (of HOOK) and i was ramona flowers (of scott pilgrim vs. the world).

actual vs. expected.  

i think it turned out awesome!  i loved it and i wish i could dress up like her all the time.  except no one knew who i was!  it's like no one ever saw the movie or read the books.  i have read all of them but one at the moment.  i love them and i love that character.  i only wish i had taken more pictures.  the moments leading up to it all were exhausting so i was like fuck it, no pictures.  BAD CHOICE.  but it's cool because i already know what i am going as next year...362 days to go!

this embodies my boo's spirit.  he is a true mountain cat.

JERSEY SHORE HALLOWEEN H2OH-NO

i will tell you one thing, i saw A LOT of jersey shore costumes this year.  mostly i saw a lot of BAD jersey shore costumes.  they just dressed like sluts and painted themselves orange.  there is so much more to jersey shore than that.  it's all in the details my friends.  these 6 year old WAYYYYY outdid any person i saw as jshore this year.  they got all the little things right.  sammi's too short shorts, snookie's sweats-style, and pauly's headphones that seem to be fused to his neck.  lil geniuses.  

speaking of genius: ALL HAIL THE PICKLE QUEEN.

Adventures in Education:

so i got my school pictures back a while ago and i have been wanting to post them.  GROSS is all i have to say.  i guess some things never change.  i will never be able to take a good school picture.  even when you are the teacher, all those flaws come right back out.

shiny face: check.  frizzy hair: check.  wonk eye in full effect: check. face that looks bloated and gross: check.  maybe next year will be different.  MAYBE NOT.