a change of scenery

well i have not been a good blogger lately because for the past 2 weeks i have been overwhelmed by moving!  it took me forever to sort through my life for the past 6 years and let some shit go.  i was only able to take what i could fit in the back seat of my jeep!  it was sad and liberating and exciting and daunting all at the same time.  sitting here right now, i am glad i did it...i just hope the nostalgia of my new MIAMI location doesn't wear off any time soon.  i will post pictures this week of my new IKEA room and some shots from my 3 day journey.

PONYO!!!  she continues to be an inspiration of cuteness.  now, i don't have any tattoos and i only have one i have considered in the past (an egg) but a ponyo tattoo might not be such a bad idea.  she/that film is so freaking cute i might be able to love it forever.  who knows...

shar peis have been weighing heavily upon my mind these days.  god they are so adorable when they are little.  like tiny furry wrinky old men.  when they are older, they aren't quite as adorable!  i was in the parking lot of my new building and this lady walks up with 2 of them on a leash.  i turned to her and said, "what dog breed are those?"  just to make sure and she looked confused.  after repeating myself  and doing some pointing she nodded and said in a thick latin accent, "CHAR PAY."  god i forget that not everyone in miami speaks english.  i gotta learn spanglish ASAP!

i keep watching say yes to the dress because i am not working yet and what else would you do in the early afternoon?? watch TLC of course...now i am not going to get hitched anytime soon, but if i did; it would be like this.  i love this shorty dress!

ARE HEIDI AND SPENCER NO MORE???

is this book even out?? i wanna read it.  so as i was driving from illinois to florida, my friend ev sent me a text saying that heidi and spencer broke up.  heidi tweeted, "i am heidi montag not heidi pratt." or something like that.  i am following her on twitter and she has been hanging out with her friends a lot (something spencer didn't really allow her to do) and saying things like GIRLS ONLY GIRLS NIGHT!  it's worrying me.  i hope this is only a publicity stunt.  i mean THEY WROTE THE BOOK, obviously...

apparently they write many books.  PLEASE LOOK AT SPENCER'S FACE!  this book should really tell you that according to heidi, the real way to sculpt a sexy, athletic, bikini body is...PLASTIC SURGERY...duh.

i just like this.  thanks for it boo!  he knows i love zach, he is so serious all the time.

is this bitch for real???  lindsay lohan used to be my idol but now she is a bogus stranger bitch.  she has turned herself in a complete joke.  bitch, go get ur own stickers.  like some hello kitty sanrio ones whore.

this is that smoking baby from indonesia.  youtube it d00d.  he has mad swagger...like to the point where i have a hard time believing he is 2 years old and maybe he has like gary coleman syndrome and is faking this whole smoking baby thing...we shall see!