W.W.J.B.D? (what would jerri blank do?)

barf is right!  did anyone watch true blood this sunday?  it was beyond beyond beyond what i am used to.  this sex scene was pretty awful.  the show is just about porn, which i am okay with but this combination...ickkkkk.  and the end with the hate sex and the head twisting i was sitting there like this: O_o

not cool.  but it can't stop me, and it won't.  onto next week!

(thanks to ev for finding this pic for me!)

TOMORROW I AM GOING TO SEE ANTHONY BOURDAIN DO A BOOK SIGNING!!!

woohoo!! big ups to courtney for giving me the heads up on his tour/new book.  i just figure what the hell!  i love him, i love his show, i think he is sexy in a silver fox kinda way.  i am stoked.  hopefully i will take a pic with him.  when i met paula deen she called me doll and i just about melted like butter.

madonna in the 70's i believe in DETROIT (represent please!)

i love the style, i love her dress, the shoes, the socks.  maybe i would be brave enough to wear this when my training comes to an end (with biker shorts of course).  it's been 3 weeks, this will be my 4th week and i feel pretty strong. but i def don't think i could take madonna these days...have you seen those guns???

this is a lil whack and out of character for kim k but totally in character for me.  i love the leggings, giant shirt, wet hair (there's nothing you can do about it down here).  i do have to say she looks EXTREMELY white.  i have to be like 10 shades darker than her right now and she lives in miami too.  i love being tan though and baby it's AU NATURAL (that's why my prices are so high).

greetings from my boo and i on your typical saturday night.  at least we have each other.  <3

PUDU TIME:

ahhhh!!! holy shit!  i am in love with this lil fella!  the pudu is the world's smallest deer.  there are 2 things you should know about me:

1. i love little things.

2. i love deer.

this is obviously the best of both my interests. the pudu ranges in size from 13 to 17 inches in height and averages about 33 inches long.  that's like a freak schaunzer or something!  ok let's think about this: schnauzer or pudu? PUDU 100%.

some weird things about the pudu:

they have hooves in the back, and dewclaws in the front.  dewclaws are like dogs paws.  so strange!  evolution is wonderful!

each pudu has it's own range or territory.  they are solitary, secretive creatures and only come together for mating.

they climb for their food, bending and walking on bamboo to reach higher foliage.  

all i have to say is GIMMEE!!!