why do i even bother???

the whole heidi/spencer break up has been weighing heavily upon me lately.  maybe it's because i have no life or friends here in miami.  thank god i start working tomorrow.  whoring myself out for next to nothing but this is life and i have to do it to get to the next level.


so i guess they "broke up" and heidi is moving in with her friend jennifer bunney, hence the GIRL TIME or GIRLS ONLY! tweets.  so bunney told TMZ 3 things:


1. heidi felt an obligation to "The Hills" to stick it out until the show wrapped.  
2. she and heidi will shoot a Malibu-based reality show this summer. (YAY!)
3. heidi has not made up her mind on whether she'll divorce her spencer.

i was worried there for a second cuz i thought OMG what am i going to do without the craziness that is heidi and spencer?  supposedly, the show will be about "friends, plastic surgery, and the single life."  BUT WHAT ABOUT SPENCER???  bunney said, "i think they're saving a lot of the stuff that's happening in their marriage for the show."  of course they are...but seriously lame cop-out.

(heidi and bunney stroll and have "girl talk."  she is obviously the WORST actress known to mankind...can't even take a candid dude.)

so what went wrong???  well, the couple hasn't been filmed for the series since mid-april, and heidi was not invited to a cast meeting with producers regarding the finale.  there was talk about a sexual harassment charge involving heidi, spencer, and the producers.  US Weekly has rumored that heidi's role on the show was "reduced" after she refused to comply with a story line in which she contemplates divorce.  so why is she seperating from her "husband" now?  because they fucked up the hills and now she needs a solo side project to prolong the 15 minutes which are far over due.  it's a shame that people like me who find some strange genius/ironic performance art in all of this are the ones they keep performing for.  maybe i dont want them to go away...so sue me!

(poor sad plastic heidi...makes me want a pink juicy sweatsuit.  think it would help me fit in here in miami)

so far heidi has not filed any legal documents regarding the split but she did say that spencer's crazy intense hatred for her mother is what threw the relationship over the edge.  however (dun dun dunnnnn) it was heidi who called the cops on her mom for trespassing on their property and saying that she wanted a restraining order against her own mother.  DUDE HOLLYWOOD FUCKS YOU UPPPPPPP.  after all is said and done, heidi is saying, she wants to break into acting but says people in Hollywood don't want to work with her because she has "a loose cannon of a husband."  i think that's the ONLY reason i would want to work with her.  


and i will close with a lovely valentine's day poem that heidi wrote to spencer...and don't you forget that love heidi.  because i won't forget it.

wow she is really into god and miracles and angels and dolphins.  but who isn't these days?