the cutest thing i am: i am the worst blogger ever.

I'M BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!

many apologies imaginary non-existent readers (i am okay with that...) i took a month long hiatus so i could prepare and kick some GRE ass. i don't know how hard ass was kicked, but i think my score left a lil bruise in that wicked GRE. and it sucks because so much cute shit happens over a month! my life was consumed by jersey shore in that time...such bad news. my mind has run as far as generating jersey shore nightmares. it's terrible, but i feel that i have found closure at the moment.

i am just going to say good bye to this right now. first and foremost, jersey shore i admire you.

i will miss jwoww's terrifying fake tits and how she ain't afraid to hit a bitch.

this is something i wish i could say for myself. alas, i am not a bad girl.

this is cute. snooki is a gift from the gods sent to the human race. if you don't like snooki, we are in a fight. i don't care what anyone says...nothing will change my mind. i will miss this show so much because it's the realest thing i have seen in a long time. even if the cast may be the fakest people outside (tanning, hair extensions, colored contacts, implants, etc), i believe them to be 100% real. so not afraid to be loved, hated, or ignored.

it's their party, cheers!

lastly on the j.shore note:

this video combined 2 of my favorite cute things, jersey shore and babies. that baby looks like an old man! i love it!!!

RANDOM CUTENESS:

little richard in his car fixin himself up right. we found this because brad and i were trying to find celebs who have the most messed up eyebrows and we thought his were tattooed on. at any rate, this photo spoke to me.